what is cowgel⸮

cowgel [kou-jel]
noun
  1. a bovine extract developed during antiquity however used infrequently to alleviate the symptoms of gout.
  2. an irregular soft solid or thick liquid derived from cashew oil used for abrasion protection uncommonly found in the dairy industry.
  3. the Cowgel Corporation, a Japanese corporation specializing in the manufacture and sale, import and export business of sundries and household products.
  4. Nonstandard except in some dialects. Cow Angel; a term used by cow tipping enthusiasts for the impression remaining after the animal has returned to a standing position.
  5. the residue discovered after transporting a dead cow on the roof of a 1991 Chevrolet Camaro RS while filming a non-scripted, award winning television series about motoring.
  6. a defunct website concept for aggregation of local data pertaining to one particular region.
  7. the other side of a red torus.